Business Card- Josh Moses

It has always been a dream of mine to own the funky-est establishment possible. This business card represents a preview of what will soon be the culmination of my dream. It has been known since ancient times that Hippopotamuses (or hippopotami) are the funky-est creatures known to man. So, in honor of our forefathers, I have decided to name my funky dream after this elegant creature. You will see that I have not added my phone number or any ways to contact me, that is because in the near future I will be too funky to be contacted in any way except for by the bat signal.